We’re so back, Euphoria fans! I missed the last two episodes because I was on vacation, but—no disrespect to Sam Levinson and his masterpiece—it wasn’t that hard to catch up for the second half of Season 3.
Unbelievably, there’s only one more episode after this one, but for now, here’s every thought I had while watching Season 3, Episode 7:
Hey, Ali’s on vacation! Just like I was… sort of.
Oh wow, I’m not crazy—that sex worker really is played by Natasha Lyonne.
God, Colman Domingo is such a great actor.
Never forget how tough the pandemic was for people in recovery.
Now I’m getting emotional thinking about all the hard work people put into peer-to-peer recovery programs, usually just out of the kindness of their hearts.
Crying over the idea of twelve-step programs? That’s so luteal phase.
I don’t really get why or how Lexi and Rue are still friends, but I’m glad they are.
Lexi’s gone all Hollywood with her “This doesn’t track for me”! Yes, future studio executive!
I love Rue’s big jean jacket.
To be fair to Lexi, my nightmare is someone talking to me about God and evil while I’m trying to write.
Sydney Sweeney really nails a final-girl moment, I have to say.
The way she screamed “NOOOOOO” was art—I could hear that scream anywhere out of context and instantly know it was her.
How do I get my bob to look like Lexi’s without using heat or any effort?
Are we about to get another iconic Maddy/Cassie fight?
“I’m not your manager. I’m your fucking boss, bitch.” Damn!
I hate Dylan.
Making content with some jerk in a beanbag chair is exactly where Cassie belongs.
Ah yes, a sex scene with all the elegance and subtlety Levinson is known for.
Not the finger in the water glass!
The bangles staying on during sex is so Cassie-coded.
The way I don’t care if Nate lives or dies… That’s also pretty Cassie-coded of me.
He does look very tanned and muscular, though.
I love scenes of Rue and Ali eating together and talking about God.
Rue is kind of like a prettier Moses.
“Why Texas?” — Ali to Rue about her homestead plans, and also everyone in my life when I moved to Austin in 2021.
We need more scenes of the strippers hanging out together.
God help me, I love a random Steely Dan needle drop for no reason.
Dick-rating time at Cassie’s! Oh, shit.
I guess I do care if Cassie lives or dies?
Nate’s buried-alive situation is giving Kill Bill 2, and like that movie, it’s making me feel claustrophobic and nauseous.
OMG, is Rue going to save Cassie?
Is it bad that I’m fast-forwarding through these Nate scenes because they involve three things I don’t care about (Nate, being buried alive, and snakes)?
God, Naz is terrifying.
I’ll admit, that shot where Rue looks like she’s wearing a crown of thorns is kind of cool.
Ugh, I need Maddy to swim away from Alamo right now. I’m stressed out.
Well, bye, Naz. Duolingo some Armenian, divas!
Girls are winning big (if you consider digging up Nate’s snake-bitten corpse “winning big”).
Are we on board with Faye, or definitely not?
I miss Jules.
Frequently Asked Questions
Here is a list of FAQs based on the premise that you had 46 specific thoughts about Season 3 Episode 7 of Euphoria Since the actual episode does not exist yet these FAQs are written as if the episode has aired and your thoughts are a critical analysis
1 General Plot Questions
Q Is Season 3 Episode 7 of Euphoria out yet
A No Season 3 is still in production These FAQs are based on a hypothetical scenario where you have already watched and analyzed the episode
Q What is the main plot of this hypothetical Episode 7
A Based on your 46 thoughts it likely focuses on Rues relapse aftermath Juless college decision and a major confrontation between Cal and his family
Q Does this episode finally resolve Rues addiction arc
A Your thoughts suggest it offers a turning point but not a full resolution It probably shows her facing the consequences of her actions in Season 2 but the journey continues
Q Is there a big surprise or plot twist in this episode
A According to your 46 thoughts yes One of them likely mentions a shocking reveal about a minor character
2 CharacterSpecific Questions
Q Does Jules leave for college in this episode
A Your thoughts indicate she makes a final decision Its a bittersweet scene where she either chooses to stay for Rue or finally leaves East Highland behind
Q What happens to Cal in Episode 7
A Your analysis probably covers his court hearing or a final conversation with his sons The episode likely humanizes him more showing the deep regret behind his actions
Q Is Nate Jacobs still the main villain
A Your 46 thoughts likely argue that Nate becomes more complex He might show a sliver of vulnerability but he still manipulates those around him to protect his image
Q Does Kat have a meaningful scene in this episode
A Based on your thoughts Kat probably gets a solo storyline addressing her body image and online persona possibly leading to a confrontation with a friend
Q What about Lexi Does she get closure from the play
A Your thoughts suggest she does The episode likely shows her reflecting on the plays fallout