While I don’t usually buy into relationship stereotypes, there’s no denying the golden retriever boyfriend is in a league of his own. Just look at Travis Kelce—he didn’t attend all those Eras Tour shows for nothing! His devotion to Taylor Swift is the perfect example.

But what exactly makes a golden retriever boyfriend? Here’s everything you need to know about this type—his strengths, his flaws, and even where you might find one for yourself.

### Where did the term “golden retriever boyfriend” come from?
As with so many trends, we can thank TikTok for popularizing the golden retriever boyfriend. Videos describe him as sweet, goofy, maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed (though not necessarily dumb!), and always eager to go above and beyond for the people he loves. Oh, and he’s probably got that classic, symmetrical good looks thing going on.

But above all, golden retriever boyfriends are defined by their loyalty. Not only will they never cheat, but they’ll show up to your event even if you forgot to remind anyone—because they just know you’d appreciate it. They might even bring you flowers! Sure, they might be daisies instead of rare orchids, but what’s wrong with daisies?

### Who are some classic golden retriever boyfriends?
Andy Dwyer from Parks and Recreation—sweet, a little clueless, but endlessly lovable—is a prime example. But he’s not the only one. Think Tom Holland (Zendaya’s famously devoted fiancé), Joey Tribbiani from Friends, or Glen Powell in pretty much any role he’s ever played.

### What are the pros and cons of dating a golden retriever boyfriend?
If you’re prone to moodiness or melancholy, a golden retriever boyfriend can be the perfect antidote (aside from, you know, actual therapy). His infectious energy, optimism, and enthusiasm can lift your spirits—whether it’s over a perfectly grilled burger or an impromptu game of Ultimate Frisbee.

That said, if you prefer brooding in stylish solitude over outdoor adventures or passionate debates about grilling techniques, this might not be your ideal match. Maybe you’d be better off with a nightmare art boyfriend—the kind who’ll steal your ideas (and your air fryer) but at least understands your angst.

### What brands do golden retriever boyfriends love?
The more fashion-conscious ones might pair an Online Ceramics tee with their trusty college khakis, but according to my Vogue colleagues, many golden retriever boyfriends can be spotted in Abercrombie & Fitch, J.Crew, Bonobos, or Vuori. Pro tip: A gift card to any of these stores makes a great present for your GRB.

### Where can I find my own golden retriever boyfriend?
At the risk of sounding like Carrie Bradshaw giving questionable dating advice—try sports bars? They also tend to gather around casual sports leagues, so check out local kickball teams or join a climbing gym. And don’t forget animal shelters—golden retriever boyfriends almost always want a dog someday (though, ironically, it might not be a golden retriever—just ask Glen Powell).Here’s a clearer and more natural version of your text:

“He’s a mutt named Brisket!”

(Note: If you’d like any adjustments to the tone or style, feel free to let me know!)