As someone who thinks about the 1995 movie Clueless almost daily (especially when I can’t find anything to wear that I don’t despise and start wishing for Cher Horowitz’s futuristic digital closet), I was thrilled to hear rumors of a Clueless sequel series—with Alicia Silverstone returning as Cher.

I’ve said before that our culture suffers from “too many reboots” syndrome, but my cynicism doesn’t apply to Clueless, a movie (and TV show) I’ll always crave more of. The original writer-director, Amy Heckerling, will executive produce the new Peacock series alongside Jordan Weiss and The O.C./Gossip Girl creators Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage—a promising sign. But honestly, whether this reboot is good, bad, or somewhere in between barely matters! Here are all my burning questions about it:

– Is Paul Rudd returning as Cher’s stepbrother-turned-boyfriend?
– And what about Stacey Dash?
– Is Mel, Cher’s tough-love lawyer dad… dead in the reboot?
– If so, will I ever stop crying?
– Did Cher grow up to be a pro bono lawyer? A stylist?
– Will her closet get, as my colleague Liam Hess put it, “a painfully cringe AI-era upgrade”?
– As Keaton Bell asked: “There are no malls anymore—where will Cher shop?”
– Will this show be sponsored by TheRealReal or something? (Better them than SHEIN, I guess.)
– Did Cher and Tai stay friends?
– Did Tai marry that sweet stoner-skateboarder?
– Did he actually stay off weed after donating his bong to Pismo Beach disaster relief in the original movie?
– How will the show handle the Brittany Murphy of it all?
– Will the first Clueless TV series be considered canon, or should we pretend it never happened (since Silverstone wasn’t in it)?
– Is Donald Faison coming back? And if so, is he contractually required to bring Zach Braff along?
– Is Cher a mom now? At least a dog mom, à la Elle Woods, right?
– Will we learn more about Cher’s mom, who “died in a fluke liposuction accident”?
– Will Wallace Shawn return as Mr. Hall? (Please, say yes.)
– Did Mr. Hall and Miss Geist’s marriage last?
– Did Dionne have her sailor-dress wedding with bridesmaids in little sailor hats?
– Is that… kind of a genius wedding theme?
– Will the show stay in Beverly Hills, or will Cher move to Highland Park or Venice?
– If you grew up in a Beverly Hills mansion, do even LA’s second- and third-fanciest neighborhoods seem meh?
– Will the reboot address the climate impact of excessive shopping?
– Could Cher have lost all her money in a recession?
– Would a show about a broke Cher Horowitz even work?
– How do Silverstone and Faison still look exactly the same as they did in 1995?
– Should I go vegan like Silverstone to look that good?
– Could I survive without mini pigs in a blanket?
– Do vegan pigs in a blanket exist?