If I may quote the old woman from Titanic, it feels like it’s been eighty-four years since Season 2 of Euphoria was on TV (at least, that’s how it seems to me). But wait—what’s that new HBO promo on the horizon?

A trailer for the long-awaited third season of Sam Levinson’s ultra-dark high-school drama finally arrived on Wednesday, and of course, I had some Thoughts. Watch the official Season 3 trailer for yourself, then read every single reaction I had below.

Rue’s running-away face is giving major Claire Danes cry face.

Okay, it’s officially set “a few years after high school,” so I can stop mentally making fun of Levinson for keeping these clearly grown adults stuck in TV adolescence.

Drugs!!!! 🙁

I really wanted a sober adulthood for Rue!

I guess that doesn’t make for exciting TV, though.

Oh, and Laurie’s back to collect?!?

That shot of Sydney Sweeney shaking her butt with a tail on it seems designed to become a meme.

It’s reassuring to know my hatred for Nate is exactly where I left it.

“I work all day, and my bride-to-be is spread-eagled on the internet.”

A) God forbid a woman make money, and B) oh, I’m so sure you “work all day,” Nate.

Okay, looks like Nate and Cassie are officially getting married.

And Lexi’s there, all grown up and glowing!

Wait… are Jules and Maddy sugaring?

Maddy’s kiss curls are historically significant.

It must be said: nobody wears a white tank top quite like Zendaya.

Rue with a giant gun!

So many strippers!

Like, so many.

I’m stressed out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it April 12 yet?

Frequently Asked Questions
Of course Here is a list of FAQs about the thoughts someone might have while watching the first full trailer for Euphoria Season 3

General Beginner Questions

Q What is this list of 21 thoughts about
A Its a personal reactionstyle article or social media post where someone shares their immediate reactions predictions and feelings while watching the new trailer for Euphoria Season 3

Q Why would I read someone elses thoughts on a trailer
A It can enhance your own viewing You might catch details you missed see different theories or just enjoy sharing the excitement and speculation with other fans before the season starts

Q Do I need to have seen the first two seasons to understand these thoughts
A Yes absolutely The thoughts will be full of references to past characters plotlines and relationships Watching Seasons 1 and 2 is essential

Q Where would I find content like this
A Commonly on entertainment news sites pop culture blogs fan forums or on social media platforms like Twitter TikTok or Instagram

Content Speculation Questions

Q What kind of thoughts are usually included
A Expect a mix of shock at a characters new look questions about a cryptic scene predictions about relationships worry for a characters safety and reactions to the overall tone or new characters

Q Will there be spoilers for Seasons 1 and 2 in these thoughts
A Yes major spoilers for previous seasons are almost guaranteed as the thoughts will discuss character arcs and cliffhangers

Q Will the thoughts spoil the actual plot of Season 3
A No not the real plot They will only speculate based on the brief edited clips in the trailer Trailers are designed to mislead sometimes so the thoughts are just guesses

Q What are some common topics these thoughts might cover for Season 3
A Based on the Season 2 finale expect many thoughts about Rues sobriety journey the fallout from Fezcos situation Cassie and Maddys conflict Nates family drama Lexis future and the time jump that has been hinted at