**Trailer: The Nightmare of Modern Air Travel**

Air travel has become a breeding ground for horror stories—from shocking misconduct to outright negligence. Imagine being trapped on an eight-hour flight next to a man masturbating, only to have the flight attendant dismiss your concerns with a shrug: *”Men just do stuff like that.”* This was the reality for a female CEO who sued American Airlines after enduring this nightmare. And yet, when she sought help, she was handed a corporate 1-800 number—as if customer service could undo the trauma.

But this is just the tip of the turbulence. Flight etiquette has plummeted to new lows: passengers blaring videos without headphones, adults seething at the mere presence of children, and airlines squeezing every inch of legroom while charging exorbitant fees. Even Elon Musk seems determined to make flying *less* safe.

So, what’s left? If airlines won’t enforce basic decency—or even basic safety—maybe it’s time to ditch the skies altogether. Trains, anyone?