Satan has blessed us with another back-to-back set of American Horror Story episodes this week, and I’m kind of loving this “history’s most prolific serial killers meet their end” vibe. Below, find (quite literally) every thought I had while watching Season 13, Episode 7 of American Horror Story, enticingly titled “The Baddest Witch of Them All”:
“We’re under attack, witches.”!!!
I will do whatever Madison Montgomery says.
I’m still so confused about everyone’s mortality/immortality powers.
Like…they can just kill Cordelia?
I feel like Evan Peters is having a lot of fun this season.
Should I get a little canopy for my bed?
Actually, I think I’d constantly be terrified that someone was about to kill me through it, thanks to this show.
Not this meta Dahmer discourse!
“Diet-cannibal cum sock”! Scream!
“Am I your first girl?” Double-scream!
Deeply cathartic to see Madison light a cigarette off Jeffrey Dahmer’s charred corpse.
I need to summon Madison barking at me to “Try harder!” next time I’m struggling with chest presses at the gym.
Hey, it’s the Zodiac Killer!
Wait, was that Richard Ramirez?
I’m mixing up my serial killers.
Okay, love this flashback to Ramirez’s Boyle Heights neighbors beating the shit out of him.
“Mother’s home,” indeed!
Oh no, poor Fiona.
Obsessed with her fresh blowout, though.
“I perspire for no weakling” is a great new first-date motto.
Smoking is back, baby.
Hey, it’s Cordelia! Again! Somehow!
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Its a recapstyle article or video where a fan shares 25 reactions opinions and jokes about that specific episode
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What season is American Horror Story actually on
Season 12 Delicate finished in 2024 A Season 13 has not been confirmed
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